Casting for Taming of the Shrew

Katherine: Keira Knightley would play this role because of her cunning ability to play a part in historical roles.
Petruchio: Brad Pitt would play this role because of his past roles as being mean
Bianca: Jessica Simpson would play this role because of her natural charm of having guys chase after her.
Baptista: Harrison Ford would play this role because of his age and of his prior experiences in big movies.
Lucentio: Tom Hanks would play this role because of his vast amounts of roles and his ability to play anything.
Tranio: Zac Effron would play this part because of his ability to always do what he is told.
Gremio: John Travolta would play this part because he is getting older.
Hortensio: Jason Isaacs would play this role because of his ability to play the villain.